FOR MEN ONLY, PLEASE DON'T DO THE FOLLOWING:
1) Don't wear native outfits with socks. I know you love to look corporate.
2) Don't wear laced pair of shoes with native outfits, mbok.
3) Don't hang any bunch of keys on your trouser loops, you are no longer in the dormitory, instead tie it around your scrotum.
4) Don't wear both suspenders (shoulder belt or cross belt) and waist belt, even if the trousers belongs to your grandfather.
5) Don't wear striped shirt on striped trouser, you are not a zebra.
6) Don't wear Pattern shirt on pattern trouser. Afo udoho adukpok nsa.
7) Don't wear brown belt and black shoes, ubok Abasi.
8) Don't wear 3/4 tie, don't disgrace yourself
9) Shave well, don't look unkempt, shaving is still less costly.
10) Smell good, if the natural perfume persist, try hausa perfume.

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